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Potential -




THE WEATHER - IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!


TAGS: ollie williams weather raining sideways family guy
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by malVs

BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 8:47 pm
XD I like this guy.
MAC - July 4, 2009, 8:38 pm
sadly.. i memorized that entire conversation.. "Its rainin sideways!" "sounds rough, do you have an umbrella?" "had one!" "where is it?" "inside out 2 miles away!" "is there anything i can do to help" "bring me some soup!" "what kind?" "CHUNKY!"
HtD - December 19, 2008, 8:02 pm
I saw a fish!
George - April 13, 2008, 3:16 pm
HONK HONK! What? FAIL.


SEGWAY ROUGH RIDERS - Where is your Emperor-God now?!




THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT -


TAGS: a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim away
Rating: 4.85/5

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axe11154 - November 5, 2012, 12:24 pm
NVM found it 154220 But still you made a far better poster then I
axe11154 - November 5, 2012, 12:19 pm
:( sorta sucks I beat some one to a picture but now I cant find it, It was the childish one about how only a child can see what the artist doesn't,
crowe - October 24, 2012, 1:39 am
DAmn! ...it is! LOL!
falloutghoul - October 22, 2012, 7:35 pm
Damn it! XD
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2012, 6:34 pm
I'll stick with my books. They're basically just long comics anyways.....and the come without the ridicule. :)
Reality Lord - October 22, 2012, 5:35 pm

wanna borrow some of mine? i got tons :)
crankyhead - October 22, 2012, 5:18 pm
That's the lion's hind leg, right? =)
maoworks2 - October 22, 2012, 5:07 pm
I Know About That Song In Your Head Thing Over And Over Yah.
Airman - October 22, 2012, 5:04 pm
I will get you for this one
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2012, 4:51 pm
I don't think I've ever read a comic book.
Reality Lord - October 22, 2012, 3:48 pm

dang...can't get the song outta my head now :)
Reality Lord - October 22, 2012, 3:47 pm

...you read more than comic books....wicked dude :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2012, 3:33 pm
I take a break from the insufferable puns in the Spider Robinson novel I'm reading and this is what I find.
GaryO - October 22, 2012, 3:25 pm
HAH! Rick oughta love this one. 5L


HANG IN THERE -


TAGS: damn cat has been around for too long anyway
Rating: 3.25/5

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LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 2:12 pm
You wife-beating, political, NSFW, seal-clubbing, pedophiles piss me off with you- Oh wait...wrong poster. My bad.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:37 pm
Too soon.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 9:16 pm
Genius.


CHUCK WHO? -


TAGS: wayne duke
Rating: 4.3/5

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tugtramp - June 29, 2012, 3:24 am
Before the manikin there was The Man
tugtramp - June 29, 2012, 3:22 am
The Hell YOU say!
SunnyDay - December 18, 2010, 7:15 pm
funny though
guyfox - December 18, 2010, 6:02 pm
needs more than a title


BROTHERS IN ARMS - I'd carry you through the flames of hell, my flesh burned to the bone, Through places where the demons dwell, you'll never be alone. We are brothers, now and always.


TAGS: war hell soldiers brothers always
Rating: 4.61/5

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pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:31 pm
It censors two 'T's? Huh?
pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:30 pm
Button that lip, soldier!
falloutghoul - May 31, 2012, 6:56 pm
HOO'AH!
pickleviper - May 29, 2012, 4:12 pm
Thank you.
Rick69 - May 29, 2012, 3:05 pm
Very nice message... One which I would share to my brethrens...
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:53 pm
No soldiers were harmed in this pic. It was taken during a training exercise.


THANKSGIVING -




GO ON - You know you want to




NEW BOOTS -




THE PERFECT EVENING - Always achievable with Chloroform


TAGS: chloroform the way to any woman s heart
Rating: 4.07/5

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Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 3:23 am
And, of course, money will always do the trick...if you don't mind being a john.
agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 3:20 am
Tact and charm will do wonders, too.


ABSENCE -


TAGS: away alone breath
Rating: 4.68/5

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jonny5 - November 2, 2012, 7:19 am
Hey! Looks like one house on the Jersey shore survived Hurricane Sandy
spacedog - August 18, 2012, 7:21 pm
Really like this Sho. 5L


THE ROCK HAS AN M249 SAW - It doesn't matter what your argument is!


TAGS: m249 saw rock dwayne johnson
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by bigdaddywv

steve1961 - September 26, 2012, 11:20 pm
Riiiiight...the small stick must be a cane cuz the guy was born in 1940.
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:30 pm
Chuck Norris, has a small stick, The Rock is f*cked.
Coombsy007 - August 9, 2011, 7:59 pm
Lol forseti
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:24 am
My argument: So what?? I've all the ammo!


DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: mind heart smart anyway
Rating: 4.97/5

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NumberXIII - September 27, 2011, 1:53 am
You could easily replace the word "heart" with... some other part of your anatomy


TECHONOLOGY EVOLUTION - Gangsta version.


TAGS: evolution isn t always good
Rating: 4.5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 2, 2013, 9:14 pm
I have fired an MP5, although it was at a place that let you handle full auto weapons under the eyes of an instructor for a price. The 40 Cal would probably have too much recoil. Also the MP5 is the best Zombie killer.
fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:54 am
So, higher numbers make it more advanced? As a traditionalist, I prefer the 40.
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 10:30 pm
I am having trouble getting comments into Pats Place. anybody else want to vent?
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 1:04 pm
I have used the mp5. it is sweet, can go rapid fire into a card sized object from 15-20 yrds and empty the clip without a miss. I heard there was a .40 cal version made. would love to try it. Alas, I am no longer in the position to handle the fun stuff
motinet - December 17, 2010, 12:45 pm

I prefer an AK :)


THE QUICKEST WAY - To Get Your Ass Kicked


TAGS: the quickest way to get your ass kicked
Rating: 4.38/5

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MasterCoolieo - November 30, 2010, 12:02 am
dont cross the streams cant believe I'm the first one to say it
JLBachs - March 19, 2010, 5:29 pm
Keep pissing. Turn right 90*
MrBlack - March 8, 2010, 5:07 pm
Apparently, he doesn't know the unwritten, unspoken laws of the men's room.
Sho - March 8, 2010, 7:36 am
Indeed.


THE EASIEST WAY - To change a persons mind... Is with a 160gr boat tail


TAGS: the easiest way change mind
Rating: 4.25/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 11, 2012, 12:29 pm
Firearms have been the way to end an argument if you're wrong for many years, and will continue to do so over years to come
Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:46 pm

Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act depriving a whole nation of arms as the blackest. Mahatma Gandhi
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 9:06 pm
for the record, not insulting you, bloody saything my boss told me once
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 9:06 pm
YES!!! For there is no 'I' in 'TEAM', but there's a 'U' in 'CUNT'
carebear - March 7, 2012, 8:09 pm
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 7:46 pm
Agreed, because if something is broken... shoot it (Ps, might want to invest in a 'F' key for your keyboard lol)
carebear - March 7, 2012, 7:25 pm
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 2:33 pm
HAHAHAHA!!! GySgt1811a, lol, you made my day :D thanks XD
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 2:32 pm
Ah, correction... I never said that I collect guns, Christ, I'm too young to own one in my neck of the woods anyway, I do have a air rifle though, but only one item of a particular type doesn't count as a collection in my eyes though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2012, 12:34 pm
and that's just pathetic and weak....If you want to be tough....try using your hands.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2012, 12:33 pm
OK. Why collect guns then? Does it make you feel like a big man? Guns aren't toys...they're tools. I repeat...Unless you're hunting, you don't need guns, except to shore up your ego.
GySgt1811a - March 7, 2012, 12:26 pm
Bows and Arrows.
carebear - March 7, 2012, 12:04 pm
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 11:03 am
It is NOT a violent hobby :O good grief man... well, according to world law it's an 'illegal' hobby to shoot people, but not a violent hobby, there is a difference
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 11:01 am
OH ok, now I'm with you, like magnum vs ordinary rounds (similar, not exact I know) ok, now all the misty cataracts have been removed from my minds ability to comprehend it thanks
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2012, 10:16 am
I collect books.....I don't need a violent hobby. (I do own guns, but they provide me with food...not entertainment)
MPsniper - March 7, 2012, 9:55 am
.308 is not military nomenclature. there are different ballistics and pressures. same same as .223 vs 5.56. slightly differing shoulder, but mainly different pressure. you could fire .223 in a rifle chambered for 5.56, but NOT the other way around.
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 8:13 pm
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't 7.62mm diameter the same as a .30cal?? .308 is 7.8232mm according to my calculations or are you speaking of 2 different rounds completely?? if so, then I retract my statement.
ICEMAN - March 6, 2012, 6:33 pm
All 36 of them (approx).
MPsniper - March 6, 2012, 6:21 pm
.308 is civie. the correct nomenclature is 7.62×51mm NATO
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 6:06 pm
......... *types witty comeback* ... Shit *deletes it* ....... ummm.... AH HA!!!! screw that then... 155mm Howitzer :P (I always thought it's APFSDS not APDSFS?? and oddly I know what that stood for before reading the last line...
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 6:00 pm
And to everyone's amazement... I'm not American :O South African all the way :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 6, 2012, 5:25 pm
You Americans really love your guns.
GySgt1811a - March 6, 2012, 4:51 pm
Ok, Ok, Ok. Then I'll go with my old standby. A 120 mm APDSFS* depleted uranium round at, wait for it, 5800 fps! (Or, go nuke. That's next.) *"Armor Piercing Discarding Sabot Fin Stabilized" (So there! ;} )
kj8541 - March 6, 2012, 11:10 am
Actually it would be a 175 gr boat tail hollow point (or OTM). 168 lacks in terminal ballistics past 600 yds.
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 8:37 am
~[Cont.]~ but rather a more interesting choice... called the Cheyenne Tactical 419gr .408 cal. there's something to think about ;) lol, but thanks to both of you for keeping my life on the "holy crap I made a mistake" area ;)
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 8:35 am
Ok, there's where I fell short, although there is a 160gr you guys are referring to the USMC .308?? ok, now I'm with you, but personally, I prefer one bullet above all else, and no I'm not mental to go for the .50BMG or .505 Gibbs, ~[Cont. in reply]~
MPsniper - March 6, 2012, 4:55 am
at 800 yards and beyond, i bump it up to a 190 gr match king.
GySgt1811a - March 5, 2012, 7:23 pm
Ah, we're just being anal. The USMC .308 is a 168 gr. Lake City National Match boat tailed spitzer. But it sure don't matter to the poor fool that gets one between the running lights. Just ignore us and keep up the good work.
M0rd3kaI - March 5, 2012, 5:00 pm
You sure?? (I'm really not going to argue, what I know of ammo can hurt myself) http://picturearchive.gunauction.com/3742193419/9888437/mvc-011f.jpg_thumbnail1.jpg
GySgt1811a - March 5, 2012, 3:21 pm
Thanks, MP, you beat me to it.
MPsniper - March 5, 2012, 2:50 pm
it would actually be a 168 gr boat tail


DEAR 2011 -


TAGS: way to fing go
Rating: 4.83/5

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loveistheanswer - March 23, 2013, 12:16 am
So true
rudeboy308 - July 10, 2011, 4:15 pm
In that vein, we ought to be able to sue the estates of Arthur C. Clarke and Stanley Kubrick for false advertising in 2001: A Space Odyssey. The real 2001 really blew goats compared to what they promised 2001 would be like.
Verdeckt - July 10, 2011, 4:54 am
5'd and Fav'd..
HypercatZed - July 10, 2011, 3:31 am
LOL! I remember that series!


OH, GIMME THE BEAT BOYS -


TAGS: janchallenge dobie grey drift away
Rating: 4.41/5

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NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 3:51 pm
Mom: "He just Loves his Uncle Cracker...!"
boinger - October 4, 2011, 7:33 pm
...and drift away
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 1:28 pm
I like this one better.
CANADA - April 8, 2010, 7:22 pm
Perfect
Bovee - January 28, 2010, 10:07 am
5 lions to lil Van Jr.
Produceman117 - January 27, 2010, 8:25 pm
Easiest 5Ls I've given in a while.


ATHEISTS -


TAGS: way more time for fun
Rating: 4.88/5

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Justflipit - August 31, 2011, 11:33 am
5 Lolz
Sean - August 27, 2011, 10:29 pm
Atheists. That's how we roll ... on the backs of believers.
Reality Lord - August 26, 2011, 5:43 pm

lolz
the1stCOMMI3 - August 24, 2011, 5:49 pm
dammit, dammit, dammit!!! I coulda thought of that 5hit!
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 5:47 pm
I'd say post it to Photo Bomber but I don't want it taken out of context ;)


WALKING AWAY - I don't run away from you I walk slowly, and it kills me you don't care enough to stop me.


TAGS: love walks away
Rating: 4.86/5

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Reality Lord - September 17, 2011, 1:55 pm

unanimou5
5150monkeylove - September 11, 2011, 9:32 pm
5L all the way!
gas - September 11, 2011, 8:19 pm
me too, very nice
mariand - September 10, 2011, 10:40 am
I like thi5 one
spacedog - September 10, 2011, 12:33 am
I like it. Keep em' coming. 5L


ME & MY RECLINER - ... We Go Way Back ...


TAGS: me recliner way back joke
Rating: 4.44/5

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Rick69 - January 26, 2012, 11:17 am
Ha ha, thanks... it's a pun my not-so-old man used to crack on me. Somehow it stuck :)
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:35 pm
good one
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:13 pm
Cute.
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 8:26 pm
Gotcha. :)
caveman - January 23, 2012, 7:56 pm
You also may like to post this the where the pun is


ROOSTER COGBURN -




RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing




LONELY -


TAGS: lonely walk away whispered
Rating: 4.67/5

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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:14 pm
so much that I have to make a new whole new life in which he / she is no more ]p


I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU FROM THE BOOM GODS - They say you're screwed


TAGS: boom tank fire away
Rating: 3.43/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:39 pm
... Wouldn't that artillery squad be the only people who would ever read it?
nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:34 pm
My grandfather was Paratrooper during WW2 and he said he saw an Artillery round with "If you can read this you're f*cked" written on the side of it.


LIGHTEN UP -


TAGS: if you re not having fun go away
Rating: 4.39/5

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spacedog - February 3, 2010, 5:44 pm
WOOT! er...F#ck yeah!
Fatt Matt - February 3, 2010, 5:30 pm
Can I get a "fuck yeah"! +5


AMY WINEHOUSE - She really got carried away this time ...




NO, YOU MOVE - I'm the god damn Batman!


TAGS: batman robin green hornet kato bruce lee wayne
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Mega48man - May 25, 2011, 3:29 pm
true, you can't beat that. however, that's the green hornet, it's guns...that shoot bullets
Guest091 - July 18, 2009, 11:01 am
I must admit, this Batmobile was probably the best one of them all featured on the show/movies. You can't be a classic ride.


GIMME A KISS -




GO AWAY !!! - No house keeping or room service needed, unless you have a video camera ...


TAGS: go away we re doing it
Rating: 4.59/5

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FLATULENCE -


TAGS: blown away woman flatulence
Rating: 4.58/5

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jig - February 6, 2012, 5:35 pm
Well, this is @$$ Ro dah !


WAYCEST - Wrong, illegal and damn right hot.


TAGS: my chemical romance waycest mikey gerard way
Rating: 1.81/5

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Informator - September 16, 2009, 11:34 pm
this is a terribly taken picture, of random kids, the one on top looks fat.. .__. so chill ppl x3
Informator - September 16, 2009, 11:33 pm
thaats not waycest... thats only found in fanfics, not real life, pfft..if u get them drunk enough it could happen, but im talking -drunk enough to mistake ur girly man brother for a chick- drunk, at that level people start molesting barnyard animals.
JimmyBoy - July 5, 2009, 4:13 pm
Ok looking it up now...here it is...OH DEAR GOD NO!
naucious - May 12, 2009, 2:35 pm
when u find out...u wont want to look any more...search in urban dictionary...
HtD - March 9, 2009, 9:53 pm
What the hell am I even looking at.


IRISH BREAKFAST - Even Little Antonio Kwows Exactly How A Successful Schoolday Starts


TAGS: guinness is good for you and one a day keeps the doctor away
Rating: 4.12/5

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forseti - April 5, 2010, 6:25 pm
Saw yours 5 min ago. Mine is much better! :P
rerun - April 5, 2010, 12:24 pm

nice take on an older pic.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:29 am
Good night Aggy. Got to wake up for work tomorrow. See ya.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:24 am
Indeed.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:16 am
Point well taken. But, in good company, if I do say so myself.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:09 am
Ummmm, culos, cubby, mustyk, sean, agdaniele,(wait, what?) etc, etc, etc.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:05 am
Naturally. Who would?
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:03 am
I'm not sure I want to.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:01 am
LMAO! Ain't you heard?
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:00 am
Weenie.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:59 am
LOL!!! I know where you're going with that! No, I won't be.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:58 am
Yeahbut?????? Will you still be in the country?
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:56 am
LMAO! Not until I see a subpoena and a blood test!
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:54 am
Is this kid related to you Aggy?


PHILO BEDDOE - He Kicked Tank Murdock's Ass, I'm Pretty Sure He Can Kick Yours.




CHRIS HANSEN - he will get you one way or another


TAGS: he will get you one way or another
Rating: 3.64/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 28, 2014, 1:50 pm
Sweet!


EPIC GOTH FAIL! - No normal goth should look like that! How can her parents live with that! And is she trying to be a bunny rabbit . . . cos it ain't working!!!


TAGS: ima goth and there is no way i would ever wear my makeup like that
Rating: 1.29/5

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archpope - June 27, 2011, 4:34 am
Epic Taxonomy Fail! Those are cat ears.
princeInsomnia - December 11, 2010, 6:54 pm
actually it's an epic visual kei fail


Insomnia -


TAGS: insomnia never goes away it just gets better no can haz a sleep
Rating: 4.31/5

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lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 9:41 pm

Could have, but my mind's a blank.
Silverheart - January 17, 2014, 5:02 pm

Then your forked
lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 1:11 pm

That would be me. ONly there's a fork stuck in that outlet...


PARENTS - Always hiding the truth from us...


TAGS: dog sad funny parents always hiding the truth
Rating: 3.74/5

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Dangle - July 9, 2010, 3:41 am
im not sure if thats a parental win or fail... funny as hell either way! lol
LD0ne - August 26, 2009, 10:34 am
LOL that is awesome
BriaHere - July 28, 2009, 11:48 am
I always wondered where Skittles was. How could he?
LogicDude - July 28, 2009, 10:36 am
I'd do that one for free! Two seriously scarred kids...coming up!
CANADA - July 28, 2009, 8:51 am
ill do it, sorry kids
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 10:51 pm
Haha i was reading that yesterdya xD
Im Suddenly An Actor - July 27, 2009, 10:48 pm
For $500 Ill bloody do it!
Preacher Man - July 2, 2009, 11:34 pm
Is it any wonder that so many people believe conspiracy theories? If you can't trust your own father to not conspire against you...
RandomApe - July 2, 2009, 8:25 pm
Wow, just...wow


IMAGINATION -


TAGS: life time human nature architect engineer joke stuff road highway weird loop
Rating: 3.52/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 1:53 pm
Depends specifically on the height of the loop. Gravity is a constant so the exact height of the loops needs to be known in order to calculate the required velocity. But the top isn't the safety point - you're not safe until you reach the 270 degree mark.
PapaKiloDelta - October 19, 2010, 11:07 pm
I want to do that right now!
Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 12:32 pm
LD0ne - Way too.
LD0ne - June 11, 2010, 10:23 am
just for my own information i know this will never happen but how fast would you have to go to be able to pull drive that without falling when you reached the top


FOOD FOR THOUGHT -




THE DUKE - Would be pissed at all this political correctness BS.


TAGS: john wayne patriot usa
Rating: 3.53/5

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Sean - September 25, 2009, 3:30 pm
Found it! Thanks man.
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 2:23 pm
Don't make me make a new "Sean" poster.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 2:05 pm
Yes I am that dumb.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 1:48 pm
Sorry Jmac but I can't find a poster based on a number.
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 12:27 pm
http://www.motifake.com/sean-demotivational-poster-58489.html
Sean - September 25, 2009, 12:21 pm
Cuz he looks silly.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 12:21 pm
Or is that the John Wayne dressed as a bunny one?
Sean - September 25, 2009, 12:20 pm
Can a brother get a tag or two to help find that baby?
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 12:11 pm
I'd like to reference poster #58489 in response to Sean's comment.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 12:03 pm
AMERICANS Just hate a pop quiz for which they are ill prepared.
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 10:49 am
A distant relative of mine, and I agree.


A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY -


TAGS: they re coming to take me away ha ha
Rating: 4.78/5

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beastmaster - January 28, 2012, 3:05 pm
You're giving me ideas! "I don't suffer from insanity ... I enjoy every minute of it!"
Neener - October 23, 2010, 1:51 pm
I love doing stuff like this!
440wakeup - August 15, 2010, 9:44 pm
Pick out the nediest kid on the bus stop, look at your B.O.L.O. clip board look scared and point at pointdexar tire squeeling flee the area (worx with ol ladies too. Answer all questions with a chinses accent "WOT HAPPENED,WOT happened!"
440wakeup - August 15, 2010, 9:30 pm
LAW ENFORCEMENT SANITY, On low risk calls, ALWAYS BACK OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH YOUR HANDS UP. Assume the KARATE-KID crane stance wheneva possible. when breaking containment scream loose PITT loose PITT! Just give me a ticket! issue Piracy on the open water
spacedog - August 14, 2010, 12:05 pm
I like it. 5
Chompers - August 14, 2010, 11:07 am
Carry a cardboard sign saying "I came" around either your school or place of business.
Feasibly - August 14, 2010, 9:00 am
Nice one Ice...I gave it 5L even though the picture used wasn't anime.
MyAkGetsShitDone - August 14, 2010, 8:51 am
OMG u just put down what happens to me like.....everyday its great fun asking for "diet water"


PLAIN SAILING -


TAGS: there s always one
Rating: 4.67/5

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thepoet - April 9, 2011, 6:47 am
yea but it somtimes it couldent of it might of just crashed and then high tide came in
RavenDestroyer - April 8, 2011, 9:29 pm
that plane lies there a long time


THE BIG TIME -


TAGS: drama llama new york broadway
Rating: 4.67/5

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spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:13 pm
Not the first, and probably not the last, but such is the Internet.
rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:51 pm

I think I know a forum thread this could apply to.


TOUCH HER THE WRONG WAY - She is liable to beat you to within an inch of your life with that guitar.




REJECTION -




STOP POKING ME -


TAGS: pregnant women like sweet and salty things anyways
Rating: 3.92/5

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GreyScorpion - March 11, 2010, 1:27 pm
GD it Face!! BLLow Job is spelled with 2 L's. and I'll give you 3 more than that for the funny.


DARK KNIGHT - isn't the only thing that's rising.


TAGS: anne hathaway catwoman batman rises
Rating: 3.42/5

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project28 - July 31, 2012, 2:16 pm
Yay...I think?
GaryO - July 31, 2012, 9:46 am
This is the funniest, weirdest, most demotivating string of remarks I’ve ever seen. In celebration, I’m giving a 1L in support of project28, of which I believe to be a case number from 3rd ward, Bellevue. I so love obscure thought patterns….
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 9:38 am
You're doing a great job...every time we talk I think about cutting myself.
steve1961 - July 31, 2012, 3:27 am
LOL No problem. It's not my job to spread enlightenment-only darkness and despair.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 2:06 am
I've never heard someone complain about an approval before. And Steve just made a really good point. Two firsts in one day.......Just kidding Steve.
steve1961 - July 31, 2012, 12:26 am
If it'll make you feel better, I'll 1L it. That's why we have a choice of 1 to 5L. We determine what is ultimately good or bad on Motifake not the mods. That's not their job. They just present what they think will produce the most response...good or bad.
project28 - July 30, 2012, 4:20 pm
Do what you want, you're the mods.
rerun - July 30, 2012, 4:04 pm

The mods are looking at all future submissions and wondering if you want them approved or rejected. Maybe we should reject just to be on the safe side
project28 - July 30, 2012, 3:19 pm
To see if it would get approved...also I was bored, had just seen the film and in some way wanted to do something remotely related to it. And seeing as I'm no longer legally allowed to dress up as batman and beat up thugs in the street, this had to do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2012, 1:34 pm
If you didn't want it approved, why did you submit it?
project28 - July 30, 2012, 10:00 am
This one got approved? There's no point to it...and it's not even funny. What are the mods doing?


MISSING YOU -


TAGS: miss you broken heart away
Rating: 4.1/5

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Reality Lord - October 9, 2011, 12:07 pm

best way to get over somebody is to get under some body. ...and don't go making that into a poster.


WELL I DONT KNOW KID -


TAGS: roast calendar johnwayne kiss horse
Rating: 4.59/5

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Airman - September 22, 2011, 2:06 pm
Rrrraaaan Dolllph Scotttt!
ICEMAN - September 22, 2011, 12:48 am
RANDOLPH SCOTT???
Airman - September 20, 2011, 5:01 pm
that never happen5 to Randolph Scott


FLOPPY DISC -


TAGS: floppy disc gangsta way storing files
Rating: 3.72/5

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corneredbadger - July 12, 2010, 1:24 am
the kitchen knife under the bills. thats more hardcore :) poor, stupid, gangstas
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 10:33 pm
What's more hard-core than Corona and Palmolive?
HAHA - April 17, 2009, 3:47 pm
Get with the times assmunch.


NORWAY IS NOT FUNNY - BUUUT -




ACCORDING TO THE SURGEON GENERAL - "The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breastplate open".


TAGS: heart breastplate bestway men sawopen
Rating: 4.38/5

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MissPriss - May 8, 2012, 2:09 pm
I know the other is actually allowing them one sporting event on the TV interruption free...put then the chore list never gets done!
lgvernon - May 8, 2012, 11:10 am

Nahhh, Prissy~~~You and I both know there are at least two other ways. One of them is food.


SYMBOLISM -




WOMEN -


TAGS: sociology joke always with the no
Rating: 3.93/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 1:57 pm
That'll do scorpion, That'll do.


I'M NOT CHEATING! - I'm just looking for simple solutions to complex problems.


TAGS: rubiks cube easy way out bet you wish youd thought of that
Rating: 3.59/5

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rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:05 pm

Have you seen the 2010 version? electronic
MrBlack - March 15, 2010, 10:00 pm
Funny, I broke mine apart then reassembled it. Though I remember the instructions havin things like "move this square from top right to bottom left of the top side without disturbin any of the other sides". Wtf? Batman couldn't solve that riddle.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 12:32 pm
Well done, BoR.... indeed.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 12:03 pm
Once again, Ron triumphs over the most complex problems with his artistic abilities. Well done BoR.


AMBITION - "Because if you're not the lead dog in the team the view never changes"


TAGS: and if you are somebodys always trying to stick his nose up your ass
Rating: 2.79/5

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TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:08 pm
Too graphic right away sean! I will warm up with this one.
mooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2009, 11:35 am
Excellent. 5 Lions.


REDHEADS - No matter what size they are they are always hot


TAGS: no matter what size they are they are always hot
Rating: 2.64/5
Weapon X - August 3, 2009, 7:24 pm
NEGATIVE!!!! NEGATIVE!!! I absolutely LOVE redheads...the problem is that hot ones are too few and far between...this should be categorized under "MOTIFAIL"
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 1:59 pm
I think matt needs to do a little more research. If all you "survey" is fat/ugos then you wouldnt have a clue
Jmac0585 - April 26, 2009, 11:16 am
Fail's comment is 100% correct.
matt - November 19, 2008, 1:57 pm
I will take the one on the right. My god look at that ass. Pretty girls = no fun in bed.
Fail - November 2, 2008, 5:21 pm
"Hot" is an opinion. I do not share yours.
shadowsunn - October 22, 2008, 8:42 pm
i have to agree ..i love redheads unless your under 30 any of these grls are hot to me.
Johnny - October 22, 2008, 8:40 pm
When it comes to redhead size does matter... preferably not fat. The one on the left is for me.
BuzzBomb - October 22, 2008, 8:39 pm
Survey Says? Um, NO. No, No, No!


SAVING WHALES - Next time leave it alone... ...God beaches them for a reason.


TAGS: run away girls cubby
Rating: 4.73/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 1:14 pm
It would.....don't diss the fat people. I don't like being dissed.
gmltwc - October 1, 2010, 1:12 pm
I don't believe it. There is no way that chair would hold him up. lol


THE CORNER - Nobody puts Patrick Swayze in the corner


TAGS: patrick swayze baby dirty dancing dead
Rating: 2.46/5

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pttthhhhhtttt - September 15, 2009, 9:40 pm
An outside wall corner was the best you could do? You wrote "the corner" twice. Also it should be Johhny Castle. You failed.


INDEPENDENCE -


TAGS: always forever alone and happy
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by caveman

mariand - March 10, 2012, 5:37 pm
nice


JOHN WAYNE -


TAGS: junechallenge john wayne
Rating: 4.53/5

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forseti - June 11, 2010, 7:52 am
5 lookin' forwards


CARPE ... THEM DONUTS! -


TAGS: carpe diem seize the day on yer segway
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - May 31, 2009, 1:40 am
Dudes! Beat it. The fuzz! By that I mean WTFO is here. He won't appreciate YOUR American foreign policy quips.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 1:39 am
That's WHITE-Canuckleheading.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 1:37 am
... while using Celine Deon and Machiavelli in the same breath to slam American foreign policy.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 1:36 am
Again, just kidding. If it wasn't for Sean, I might actually wonder why a few of my postings didn't rate better. He's the example that he doesn't want to be.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 1:35 am
Wot's a "Canucklehead"? That sounds like a term you'd use for someone who plays both parts in a circle-jerk.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 1:30 am
Are you kidding me? I thought I've made it pretty clear that I think Sean's posters are one of the things that keeps me striving to keep striving. That Canucklehead is amazingly talented. Seriously. Though I've been facetious at times, this is not one.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 1:24 am
Motifake is just that way. Few are rewarded for quality. In the words of William Munny, "Deserve's got nothing to do with it". Or, are you just turning the hall-of-fame knife in Sean's back?
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 1:21 am
This deserves a much higher rating.
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 11:30 pm
Yes! A thousand times yes! Only five lions, though.


SENILITY -


TAGS: old people get away with it
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - January 25, 2013, 10:58 pm
Hey, the pigeons started it (5L)
MissPriss - January 25, 2013, 10:32 pm
Some can pull it off by 35...5L.
PapaFox - January 25, 2013, 7:45 pm
:-D


MOTHER'S DAY -


TAGS: mom always smothered us with her love
Rating: 4.75/5

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spacedog - May 9, 2010, 4:13 pm
Nice! Love the tags GS, 5Ls.


APRONS - not really needed with jeans and a t-shirt


TAGS: things that go away
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Airman

Bob D. Sailor - March 9, 2010, 7:47 pm
5L for a heart touching memories.
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 6:56 pm
Damn you Airman!! "sniff" I need to call my Nana now. 5L


YOUR TAX MONEY - Look, it's back !




LIEUTENANT SAYS WE'LL HAVE TO - hike the boat in 5 miles Sarge. Bullshit, give me the radio


TAGS: easier way to do it
Rating: 4.26/5

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spacedog - December 10, 2009, 8:17 pm
Nice!


VEGETARIANS -


TAGS: 2nd try take it anyway you want
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Bolverk37782 - March 12, 2011, 5:04 am
Yup I love vegetarians, BUT I couldn’t eat a whole one.
corbett06 - July 17, 2010, 9:43 pm
id like to take some of that lettuce they got covering their crotch and put it on a burger and eat it in front of them...what do you think they would do?
BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 7:47 am
BBQ
Faceplant31 - January 20, 2010, 8:00 pm
I have some seasoning that would spice that white meat right up sick? 5 hot petas fo you


STARRY, STARRY NIGHT. - Paint your palette blue and grey, Look out on a summer's day, With eyes that know the darkness in my soul.




I'LL TAKE A... - Darn, missed again!


TAGS: russian mcdonalds subway on the go
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Vitek

Derek - November 19, 2009, 1:15 am
McRuski's - subway drive-in?
stavro1 - November 18, 2009, 11:56 pm
thanks
agdaniele - November 18, 2009, 11:32 pm
More of these, less of everything else. 5L


HIGGS BOSON - Will speak with you now


TAGS: higgs boson norway missile
Rating: 1.71/5

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agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 7:47 pm
I know.... a serious rash of them!
BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 7:46 pm
Yes, but it's always nice to see Russian missile failure twice
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 7:42 pm
Hey, its "lets reuse poster day"!!! YAY!!!!


1 MINUTE -


TAGS: time is always relative pzy
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

forseti - September 24, 2010, 5:59 am
Don't think we'll take him!!
pzykosiz - September 24, 2010, 5:49 am
terroraustralis is disowned as an australian
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:08 pm
Terroraustralis is apparently not a thinker, sad humor such as this wasted on..wait..no contributions? Someone go and get me my field knife
TheTrashHeap - September 23, 2010, 8:34 am
You're right Terroraustralis, all 0 of your posters are much better. You should start your own site.
TerrorAustralis - September 23, 2010, 1:38 am
and here i thought the moderators were supposed to be good at telling what jokes are funny and which ones arent...
agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:21 pm
I agree.... it feels like the piss lasts forever when you're doing it in the hallway... you just KNOW someone is going to walk by!


THE DUKE -




AMERICAN MILITARY STRATEGY -


TAGS: john wayne horse soldiers sands of iwo jima green berets yellow ribbon
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Sean - May 16, 2010, 12:41 am
John Wayne in the military for real? Not if he could help it. And he did.
ICEMAN - May 16, 2010, 12:14 am
Works for me Pilgrim. 5L


PHYDEAUX -


TAGS: whittlin away the days death star melon
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

phydeaux - August 23, 2010, 1:51 am
Oh wait...that was a WEDGIE.....something else altogether...
phydeaux - August 23, 2010, 1:51 am
Wedge, you there?? wedge?? WEDGE!!
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 1:05 am
LOL. Red leader's beginning his run.
phydeaux - August 23, 2010, 12:57 am
I find your lack of faith disturbing...
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 12:41 am
Plugging the exhaust port too. 5L
agdaniele - August 23, 2010, 12:29 am
Eventually whipping it out, drunkenly slurring "In Alderaan System, Death Star Blows You!"


ONE PERSON'S NIGHTMARE -


TAGS: there is always someone sicker than you
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by sickartist

CaptainBaked - March 28, 2011, 7:37 pm
nice one dude... well played
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 11:07 pm
That's hot. 5.


THE SHACK -


TAGS: paradise tropical getaway cubby
Rating: 4.5/5

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ICEMAN - October 12, 2010, 1:25 am
For a 'Restaurent' the parking sucks. I hope they have damn good menu. 5


"WHEN YOU CARE ENOUGH TO SEND THE VERY BEST." - (Or whatever caption Airman would use.)


TAGS: sabot on the way
Rating: 4.41/5

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Airman - December 16, 2011, 1:50 pm
I think you said it all Gunny
MPsniper - December 16, 2011, 7:29 am
sabot..... UP
Verdeckt - December 16, 2011, 1:58 am
Made me laugh.


MEANWHILE ON THE HIGHWAY -




*#[email protected] - If you just flinched, you lost the game.


TAGS: dont look away dont flinch keep looking
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Donkasaurus - January 18, 2011, 12:14 am
OWW...I scratched my cornea one time and even that hurt like F*** couldn't open my eye for 2 days it was so swollen.
TheGrayFox - May 27, 2010, 9:23 am
o shit....
LinkFox101113 - May 27, 2010, 4:28 am
My eyes are waterin'. Five horrid surgeries...
forseti - May 25, 2010, 8:06 pm
I feel uneasy just by having a short look at it... 5 eyeballs


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: live kill away calm happy
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 8:39 am
Thats The Way I Feel, Waiting For The Time To Run Out !
CloudchaserS - December 25, 2011, 11:49 pm
Life it seems to fade away, drifting farther every day...


BIG JUGS - My favourite way to drink a beer !!




SEX APPEAL - It is entirely possible to be TOO ATTRACTIVE.




WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE - their deductible was?


TAGS: some people have way too much money
Rating: 3.4/5

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Claire - January 11, 2011, 10:10 pm
I died a little when I saw #5.
JeffDeWitt - January 11, 2011, 6:58 pm
#6 proves you can be drunk, stupid AND rich.
Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 10:03 pm
I love how those are all normal accidents with "normal" (as far as their value) costs. Then Wood's is so much higher. Lol. Fame does have it's price, I suppose.
CANADA - January 20, 2010, 7:31 pm
I got this in an email once. #3 went through a hurricane. and #8 was used in a vintage race in mexico
Derek - January 20, 2010, 7:28 pm
You know what happened to #3 - Bond.
MrRandom - January 20, 2010, 7:15 pm
What in the hell happened to #3? That poor Ferrari...


THIS PICTURE - Would Look Exactly The Same If She'd Had My Pint In Her Hand!


TAGS: guinness is good for you and one a day keeps the doctor away
Rating: 3.12/5

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forseti - April 15, 2010, 2:01 pm
yeehaw face, no problem... 5Lions want to be deserved. I'm open for tips everytime! Just want to show this hottie to you all ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 1:42 pm
2 - I think you would have done better than this forceps. Don;t worry tho your work is improving everyday.


FLAMETHROWER - Always efficient


TAGS: fifth element flamethrower always efficient jean baptiste emanuel zorg
Rating: 2.35/5

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Johnny - October 25, 2008, 6:30 pm
LoL... ya, if they used a real one they would burn down that set in a heart beat.
michael - October 25, 2008, 7:03 am
thats not a real flamethrower....it runs on propane, not kerosene....kool picture anyway


WOW! - There is a highway to Hell.


TAGS: highway hell
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

falloutghoul - December 17, 2012, 10:11 pm
I dare you to drive through that anarchy.
falloutghoul - December 17, 2012, 10:11 pm
I dare you to drive through that anarchy.


GO WITH THE FLOW... -




WISH -




BELONGING -


TAGS: sad so close yet so far away demotivational back to the basics
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 9:06 pm
Those Come From Experiences I Have During My Day, So they Come When they Want Not When I Want, But I Will Act upon It From Now On.
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 9:01 pm

this is awesome dude! where the hell you been?!?! hey can you still make those humanitarian posters that left me stunned. i always liked the different perspectuive you had on it.


Rip Roast -




THE AMERICAN WAY -




NOT CONFORMING - The greatest action is not conforming with the worlds ways. -Bankei




WHY -




PUCKER FACTOR - On a scale of 1 to 10, this is an 11.


TAGS: bolivia mountain trucks highway scary
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 3:17 am
It makes the Apache Trail's Fish Creek Hill look silly. FYI the Fish Creek Hill starts w/ a 1000 ft drop.
faulty switch - November 21, 2009, 2:52 am
i like the way you think CANADA
CANADA - November 10, 2009, 3:58 pm
I sure wouldnt have my seat belt on,I wouldnt even have doors on my truck! those things would just slow me from jumping if it tipped
Derek - November 10, 2009, 3:13 pm
There'd be more than a few dead lorries down below I'd wager.
KDP3 - November 10, 2009, 12:57 pm
Fuck that


WE ALL GET A LITTLE SIDE TRACKED? -




BOW HUNTING SEASON IS UPON US - Proper extension of the front arm and correct positioning of the release arm will yield a straight true shot


TAGS: always good to review basics
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Wheels

BabyBare - October 16, 2009, 9:41 pm
She would have been hot, even if you hadn't photoshoped her breasts. *rolls eyes*


CAPTAIN KATHRYN JANEWAY - Was never the same after "meeting" her hero... James Tiberius Kirk




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